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5 Banker jokes for the weekend

Posted by Muthu on January 9, 2015

1) At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

”Look,” she said. “We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other.”

”You’re wrong,” the young man declared. “For the past 5 years I’ve been working in the bank where your father has his account.”

 

2) A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.”

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

 

3) A woman walked up to the branch manager of a bank. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked.

“No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.”

“In that case, would you mind trying to find someone to help me in the safe deposit area?” she asked.

 

4) A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, “Hey, you gave me the wrong change!”

“Sir, you stepped away from the counter,” said the cashier. “We don’t make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do about it now. That’s the policy of this bank.”

“Well, ok,” answered the customer. “Just thought you’d like to know that you gave me an extra twenty. Bye.”

 

5) During a bank robbery, the Chief told the Sergeant to cover all exits so that the robbers could not get away.

Ten minutes later, the Sergeant reports to the Chief:

– “Sorry sir but they got away.”

The chief replies:

– “I told you to cover all exits, didn’t I?”

– “I did but they got away through the entrance.”

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